Saturday, August 25, 2012

"A Somewhat Disquieted Calm Before The Storm...And Other Trifles"


 

“A Somewhat Disquieted Calm Before The Storm…And Other Trifles”

 

 

08/25/12

 

 

To my very, very dearest friends, and ever-loyal readers,

 

Here in Sunny ‘Flor-ida’, our Hurricane Season formally begins on June 1st, and ends, December 31st.

 

What, do you say…hurricanes in December; hurricanes at Christmas?  Yes, actually, as I have lived here quite long-enough to have witnessed tropical storms come ashore exactly on the very first day of the season, and—if memory serves—a hurricane—once--late in November, into December.  No wonder no one got any presents that particular Christmas, as Santa—doubtlessly caught-up in the ravening vortex—was sleigh-and-all, shaken to pieces, and flung back to the North Pole.

 

Funny, but I do not recall ever being worried about hurricanes until about fifteen years ago; that’s when my dear, late father would—upon the announcement of an impending hurricane—stay utterly glued to the TeeVee, watching the ‘Weather Channel’, for hours, and hours of endless, deathless-and-breathless updates, always, by weather persons who had taken-off their suit jackets, to bring the latest news to us, wearing only their dress shirts, and ties, sometimes, with shirt collar unbuttoned, and tie rakishly half-unknotted.  I never understood why they always did this.  Perhaps, it was to give the illusion of camping out in the studio, 24/7, in case they should inadvertently miss ANY bit of data.

 

And, while these prognostications were always ‘live’, the majority of their forecasts consisted of endless repetition, which made us all nervous, and unsettled.

 

We would be ‘treated’ to live video of places where the particular hurricane in mind had already passed, or was passing, more or less ALWAYS with the dire chance that it would cream us, destroy the house, killing thousands, while vaporizing property…especially mobile homes.

 

After two or three days of being bludgeoned to death by frantic forecasters, and watching, as the powerful winds and storm surges swept house, hotels, beaches, swimming pools, people and pets away, frankly—dearest friends—the actual arrival of the storm was, at best, anti-climactic.

 

It is odd, but, one apparently can only be flogged with eminent destruction for so long, and then, it just becomes really annoying…and, boring, frankly.

 

We would be regaled by scenes of super markets being emptied of milk, batteries, sugar, bottled water, flashlights, candles, and non-perishable canned food, while equally poignant scenes of a frantic public grabbing plywood, nails, duct tape (gee, it really IS good for everything!), even though the prices for these items had been so conveniently ‘marked-up’ just before.

 

No matter, as the news became more dire and dangerous, citizens scattered before the storm’s projected path, fleeing somewhere, anywhere, resulting in traffic gridlocks, and gas stations being drained dry, and simply closing up, as motel, and hotel accommodations all along the ‘escape’ routes were quickly filled (at whatever price was demanded, and received), as, who is going to barter or baulk when mindlessly trying to find alien shelter in far-away Counties?

 

The rest of us who had decided to remain had two choices: should we evacuate to the ‘nearest’ designated shelter, or simply choose to ‘ride it out’?

 

In well-remember—now—but in those long-ago flights from reason, shelter accommodations were abysmal to say the least.  One then had to bring one’s own food, bedding, pillows, chairs, air mattresses, and changes of clothing.

 

In those days, no food was provided, except the dodgiest of seeming field-rations left-over from WWII, and, potable water…kind of. 

 

In these shelters, there was no way to bathe, or to clean up; the bathrooms were quickly turned into ‘slip-n-slides’ of filth, and disarray.

 

Nearly everyone brought radios, which—among the crowded throng—blared broadcasts over an hundred, different stations.  Back, when I still lived in Tampa, my folks once evacuated to a nearby school, where they were packed-in, trunk-to-tail, side-by-side, and, asses-over-elbows.  My mom and dad, who were in their mid-seventies, then, had to try to sleep on the floor.

 

Of course, with children running amok, and infants screaming at the top of their little lungs, no one was ever to get any sleep.  And, BTW, once you were logged-in at a shelter, there you were made to STAY, until Civil Defense gave the ‘all-clear’.  So, one might conceivably be confined, as would any common prisoner for a week or two.

 

Such torture was the experience, that I believe—now—that my mother and father went to a shelter only one, other time (which was, in hindsight, probably a good idea, as that hurricane tore off about ten feet of our home’s roof, walls, and windows, leaving the house—in the pounding, relentless rain and wind—a mini-disaster area all by its little lonesome.

 

Those who choose to remain at home to ‘ride it out’ come in two, distinct flavors;

1)           Those homeowners who—in short order—become spastic, listening to the endless rain, enduring power outages, and unbearable summer heat, while—in the case of my mother and father, camped-out at home, listening, avidly to the weather forecasts over a portable radio, and….

2)           Those idiots who insist on having ‘Hurricane Parties’.  These people are often figured in ‘Weather Channel’ videos, as they romp-about, defying the storm.  You can tell who they are, as they are the only ones outdoors, trying to skip-about in the high surf (ignoring the chance of massive ‘tidal surge’); or driving along roadways, or seawalls that are very nearly obscured by thunderous rain, and waves that seek to wash the cars (and their idiot drivers and passengers) up and over, and…out to sea.

 

Those who have video cameras would venture out to film trees and shrubs being nearly blown sideways to the ground, stop signs, or traffic signals that whipped-about in the wind…or, the occasional sight of watching a home’s roof being torn off and asunder.  Not to mention, all the deadly, flying debris.

 

While I cannot recall it to ready mind, there is the story of a number of persons who decided to remain in a hotel in Florida, near the Keys, defying the storm, and the awful elements, to have a ‘Hurricane Party’.  There must have been fourteen or sixteen people who stayed behind, laugh at, and, tempting Fate (not really a wise thing to do, my dearest friends).

 

For, when the Hurricane had ended, the only thing that remained of the hotel was its foundations.  Of the revelers, AND, the majority of the hotel, nothing was ever recovered. I particularly found the ‘before’ and ‘after’ photographs both chilling, and a reminder that—sometimes—it just isn’t wise to poke fun at the Gods.

 

Presently, I live in no-flood zone, high and dry, but in a mobile home (which seems, somehow, to attract tornadoes, hurricanes, and other excesses of Nature).  Why this is, I have absolutely NO idea.

 

In other years, I would choose to remain home just to avoid the hideous living conditions in the shelters, and—I must confess—to ward off potential looters, for whom an abandoned block of empty homes proves to be a most irresistible treat.

 

Also, I would not leave as most shelters will not allow pets, though, this is slowly changing as it was determined that too many people stayed behind because of their beloved pets.  And I am no different.  I could not, nor would not ever leave Daisy behind; storms in general scare her, and without me to tend to her, she would go wild in fear, and panic.  Uh-uh.

 

Neither—as it was once suggested to me—would I simply toss her outside, to roam raggedly-about the neighborhood, looking desperately for any shelter, any comfort.

 

Since I have become disabled, however, several local, Service Agencies, have offered to relocate me to a nursing home, as I am on oxygen, and numerous medications.  But, the shelter they would shove me in is in Lakeland, Florida…about a three-and-a half hour drive from here; and…they will not allow me to bring Daisy.

 

Even if I were to contemplate putting Daisy in a local kennel while I quit the scene, no one would be there at night; Daisy would—perforce—be crammed-into a cage, and, should the weather turn foul-enough, all kennel personnel would evacuate, leaving their hapless charges behind.

 

No, my very dearest friends, I cannot allow that to happen to my dear dog, Daisy, my canine companion—now—of thirteen years.

 

And while I have not exactly gone into a tail-spin of preparedness, I do—perhaps—have about three or four days of food that requires no cooking.  Or else, I just go on a diet.  I have plenty of bottled water and plenty of dog food, so—if need be—I might finally have answered my question: what DOES Alpo, select cuts, beef-n-gravy taste like?

 

And should the electricity dessert us, I have a cell telephone I can use for emergencies, and have—I believe—enough canisters of oxygen to last a good week, if my concentrator goes out.

 

I have several flashlights I can use, thanks to my wonderful cousin, Larry.  We used to have candles, but I dislike having open flame in a mobile home.

 

Of course, should the electricity go out, it will get unbearably hot, inside.  Oh well, sometimes Life sux.  I AM on a list to have my electricity restored as a needed priority.

 

Other than that, my most precious friends, one can only watch, wait, and pray.  But should a hurricane the strength of ‘Katrina’ strike, at that magnitude of destruction, nothing would remain…not even the shelters.  Cars would be lifted, and swept off the roads; trees and power lines would be thrown into oblivion…and…scores would perish.  Simple as that, folks.

 

As today is half-past Saturday, and the Hurricane is reputed to ‘touch-down’ somewhere within a hundred-mile radius of my home on Monday, the die—really—has been cast; its now too late to do anything but hunker-down, and hide in the center hallway in the house if need be, like THAT will provide any protection.

 

For those of you who may want to follow the Hurricane’s progress, as it makes landfall somewhere in Florida, I will tell you that I live in New Port Richey, and my zip code is 34654.

 

Earlier, although it has continued to be ‘hot-as-Hades’, with the humidity in the stratosphere, yet, the sky was clear, cloudy, and blue.  Now, the sky has darkened appreciably, the wind has picked up, and it has begun to rain in earnest.

 

And while I am presently sitting in comfort in my Study, writing this entry to you, my dearest friends, blissfully cool in air-conditioning, in a remodeled home whose progress—to date—very much pleases me, with Daisy, quietly curled-up on the rug beside me, I do find a certain incredulity in the knowledge that—in as little as three, or four days, all could be swept-away, Daisy, me, the house, all rendered into conjugate atoms, with my address becoming ‘ground zero’.

 

Funny, but today has been a quiet, manageable-pain day, one of very few nowadays.  I am not particularly afraid—as such—but I do realize the impermanence of Man.  And how—in an ‘augen blick’, everything can be taken and destroyed.

 

Of course, my dearest, kindest friends, should the electricity go out, please forgive me should my next few diary entries be absent, until power has been restored.

 

I would ask of you—my dearest friends, and ever-loyal readers—while you may be reading this entry, please think kindly of Daisy, and me, and, for all others who will be affected by, or have their lives unalterably changed by this, or, future Hurricanes.

 

And, as always, please, please know I love you dearly!

 

 
‘Zahc’/Charles

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